Clones & Lizard People: Lakeside Chats Get Weird

What do you get when you mix a sunset at the lake house, a few drinks, and an Irish man chatting to the girls from TLC? Apparently, a deep dive into the world of clones, lizard people, and mysterious calendars. 

This week, we're chilling at Tina and Pauly’s lake house. What starts as a wholesome catch-up quickly turns into a chat about Dolly the sheep, shady moon landings, secret societies, and whether lizard people are running the joint (spoiler: we hope not, but wouldn’t be surprised).

We cover everything from ethical cloning (would you clone your pet?) to the baffling idea of a 13-month calendar, with the usual detours into Aussie geography, random facts, and a lot of laughter. It’s chaotic, curious, and weirdly heartwarming, just how we like it.

Stick around for a lovely little chat about gratitude to balance out the madness. You’ll laugh, you’ll question reality, and you might just Google “cloning laws in Australia.”

Timestamps:
00:00 – Welcome to the lake house
00:27 – Bali debrief
02:44 – Let’s talk cloning (hi Dolly)
07:29 – Lizard people 101
09:14 – 13-month calendar madness
10:59 – Geography with Gimpy
11:35 – More on the lizard elite
12:45 – Cloning: science or sci-fi?
15:00 – Did we actually land on the moon?
17:58 – Ending on a grateful note
20:15 – Wrap-up: what just happened?

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Transcript

Speaker 1
Cheers everybody.

Speaker 2
Cheers!

Speaker 1
We are here at the lake house.

Speaker 2
You should see where we are, it’s amazing. We’re sitting out the back on Cassie and Pauly’s deck overlooking part of West Lakes. Lights are on, the sun’s going down, we’ve got drinks, Cassie’s done amazing platters... life’s good.

Speaker 1
Life’s good — except for the mozzies.

Speaker 3
I actually feel like I’m on a holiday. I can’t believe this is your life and this is where you live.

Speaker 2
We’ve got Bob Marley in the background...

Speaker 1
Takes me straight back to Bali in that taxi!

Speaker 2
That was so good. That was when we hatched the plan to pick Lauren up from the airport.

Speaker 1
We were heading from Canggu to Sanur and decided to swing by the airport. Our driver was blasting Bob Marley. He was a legend.

Speaker 3
That’s cool.

Speaker 1
He even had a party that day and was showing us videos of himself smashing a carton of beers.

Speaker 3
Maybe stay off your phone while driving, mate!

Speaker 2
Thank you so much for coming to get me.

Speaker 1
We loved it. It was so fun.

Speaker 2
You were all laughing at me, I’m looking for a sign with my name on it at the airport, thinking, “Oh my god, it’s hot!” and then I spotted you guys staring at me. Your faces lit up.

Speaker 1
We didn’t want to waste a minute with you. You were like “I'll just get a taxi” and we were like, “Absolutely not!”

Speaker 3
Then we were pouring gin and tonic on the footpath out the front of the airport — classic Bali, no one even looked twice.

Speaker 2
We need another trip one day.

Speaker 1
Yeah, we do. That was such a jam-packed trip.

Speaker 3
So worth it.

Speaker 4
Right… clones.

Speaker 2
Okay, shifting gears.

Speaker 4
We’ve got our favourite Irishman with us. Say hi!

Speaker 3
How’s it going?

Speaker 1
That wasn’t very Irish.

Speaker 4
Pauly got onto this clone chat — started with Dolly the sheep.

Speaker 1
I thought you said cones.

Speaker 3
No, clones.

Speaker 4
We were talking about longevity, living forever, transhumanism, and Pauly goes, “What about Dolly?”

Speaker 2
Who’s Dolly?

Speaker 1
Pass the mic to Paul...

Speaker 3
Dolly the sheep. Most famous sheep ever. She was cloned in 1996. Had 12 lambs. And yeah, the official story says the cloning process affected her health, but come on — if they could clone a sheep in ’96, what do you reckon they’re doing now?

Speaker 4
Exactly. They don’t just stop using technology. Especially when there’s money in it. Think about the price of human organs.

Speaker 1
Are there whole villages of clones?

Speaker 4
Didn’t you hear about that cartel leader who got arrested and was harvesting organs?

Speaker 2
Wait — potato, patato?

Speaker 4
El Potato? Whatever. The point is: is it cheaper to clone or to harvest?

Speaker 1
Probably both.

Speaker 3
But who’s “they”?

Speaker 4
The elites, pharma companies, the UN, WHO… all that jazz.

Speaker 1
Which leads us neatly into lizard people.

Speaker 2
Here we go.

Speaker 1
High-energy stuff.

Speaker 4
I reckon they’re not human. They’re 8-foot tall, get power from fear and bad vibes — war, debt, destruction. They feed off that energy.

Speaker 2
Classic low-vibe feeders.

Speaker 1
Governments are just puppets. The real players? Lizard people.

Speaker 3
Okay, but this links to the 13-month calendar thing...

Speaker 4
Tell me everything.

Speaker 1
Firstly, 13 has been demonised — Friday the 13th, no 13th floors — but it’s actually powerful. Women used to have 13 cycles a year. One moon per 28 days. Makes sense, right?

Speaker 2
It’s all synced!

Speaker 1
Now we’ve got blue moons, leap years, inconsistent months — the calendar’s a hot mess.

Speaker 4
Was it originally 13 months?

Speaker 1
There’s a theory that yes, and it changed around the same time they tried to calcify our pineal glands...

Speaker 3
Wait, what?

Speaker 1
Don’t worry, Colgate fired up a factory.

Speaker 4
What is happening?

Speaker 2
We’re all over the place. This is peak Friday night chat.

Speaker 1
Did you know some farmers use toothpaste to kill mice? Because of fluoride?

Speaker 3
I use charcoal toothpaste, thank you very much.

Speaker 4
Some Aussie towns are even taking fluoride out of the water.

Speaker 1
Gympie for example.

Speaker 3
Let’s take a road trip to Gympie. Podcasting van!

Speaker 2
Careful, we’re gonna have to cut some stuff.

Speaker 3
This episode needs a rating. Clones, lizard people, sheep…

Speaker 2
It’s a lot. But it’s also educational. Sort of.

Speaker 1
We’re entertaining at the very least.

Speaker 4
Hey, did you know Dolly the sheep was named after Dolly Parton?

Speaker 2
That’s actually true!

Speaker 1
She had 12 other sheep. But yeah, most didn’t live long.

Speaker 4
Still — if they could do that 30 years ago…

Speaker 1
What’s stopping them now?

Speaker 3
There’s a movie about this. The Island — rich people clone themselves for body parts.

Speaker 2
I’ve seen that!

Speaker 4
You could clone yourself if you had a million bucks. Imagine another one of me!

Speaker 1
That’d be brilliant. I’d love another me to do the boring stuff.

Speaker 4
I’m saving up for a clone.

Speaker 3
I don’t even own a house yet, but I want a clone.

Speaker 2
You can’t play God.

Speaker 4
They already are.

Speaker 1
Unlike the moon landing, which — let’s be honest — probably didn’t happen.

Speaker 3
Here we go.

Speaker 1
They “lost” the tech. Phoned from a landline. Foil-wrapped spaceship. Please.

Speaker 4
I remember watching the footage as a kid and thinking it looked fake.

Speaker 1
It’s been so debunked. Yet people still believe it.

Speaker 2
Dolly happened though.

Speaker 3
Exactly.

Speaker 1
Anyway, let’s bring it back. The answer to everything?

Speaker 3
Gratitude.

Speaker 4
Be happy with what you have. People chasing the next thing will never be satisfied.

Speaker 1
Negative attracts negative, positive attracts positive. Energy matters.

Speaker 3
Drop a pebble, create a ripple.

Speaker 2
Also, sorry — I’ve been swearing too much lately.

Speaker 3
We love you anyway. We put a warning up.

Speaker 4
And let’s be real — this episode is full of big energy. Lizard people, sheep, fluoride… it’s a vibe.

Speaker 1
It’s Friday night, we’re tired, and somehow this all came out of us.

Speaker 2
It’s chaos, but it’s fun. I’d listen to this.

Speaker 3
Alright, we need to wrap it up.

Speaker 1
From clones to lizard people to fake moon landings and 13-month calendars — we’ve covered it all.

Speaker 4
Let’s start a movement. 13-month calendar, 432Hz music only. Raise the energy.

Speaker 1
Bring on the woo-woo.

Speaker 3
So good to chat.

Speaker 2
See ya!

Speaker 4
Don’t forget about the lizard people.

Speaker 1
Bye!